The Crash Collection

Issued during the week the music stopped. For those who learned risk the hard way and still show up to work on Monday. The fabric feels like the last green cell in an Excel model—crisp, confident, and quietly aware of its own mortality.

E-commerce before checkout worked. A love letter to irrational exuberance and free shipping over $99. This tee survived the bubble—barely. Wear it as a reminder that not all disruption is permanent.

For the spreadsheet romantics. Sun-faded, pre-distressed, ethically stitched. No special purpose entities included. Mark-to-market your outfit with this archival piece from capitalism's most creative accountants.

A soft landing into heritage tones. Pre-TSA, pre-security theater, pre-everything. Pair with your favorite paperback and a window seat. This crewneck remembers when flying was glamorous and bankruptcy was just a word.

For the tinkerer class. Smells faintly of solder and optimism. This longsleeve is a monument to the era when you could walk into a store and buy a single resistor. Batteries not included.