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The Crash Collection

Limited micro-drop. Each piece comes with its case file—founding year, collapse year, the story in between. Dress like history remembers you.

5 items
Stone navy polo on archival paper with financial documents
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Issued during the week the music stopped. For those who learned risk the hard way and still show up to work on Monday. The fabric feels like the last green cell in an Excel model—crisp, confident, and quietly aware of its own mortality.

Lehman Brothers

Executive Polo

$58
Off-white tee with minimalist mascot graphic

E-commerce before checkout worked. A love letter to irrational exuberance and free shipping over $99. This tee survived the bubble—barely. Wear it as a reminder that not all disruption is permanent.

Pets.com

Mascot Tee

$42
Washed black cap on blueprint grid background

For the spreadsheet romantics. Sun-faded, pre-distressed, ethically stitched. No special purpose entities included. Mark-to-market your outfit with this archival piece from capitalism's most creative accountants.

Enron

Compliance Cap

$36
Heritage heather crewneck on vintage airline safety card
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A soft landing into heritage tones. Pre-TSA, pre-security theater, pre-everything. Pair with your favorite paperback and a window seat. This crewneck remembers when flying was glamorous and bankruptcy was just a word.

Pan Am

Layover Crewneck

$78
Graphite longsleeve on electronics grid cutting mat

For the tinkerer class. Smells faintly of solder and optimism. This longsleeve is a monument to the era when you could walk into a store and buy a single resistor. Batteries not included.

RadioShack

Parts Counter Longsleeve

$54